freak chat

some freak chat:

Stranger: i am crying.

Stranger: i need help.

You: why?

Stranger: my fishy died.

You: what can i do?

Stranger: tell me a story.

You: hmm what kind of story?

Stranger: any kind to cheer me up.

You: okay,one day theres a fish

You: and then the fish eaten by the cat,and the fish DIE

Stranger: you suck.

You: HAHAHAHA

Stranger: at literature and at cheering people up.

Stranger: but the joke is on you! because i never had a fish!

You: OKAY JUST KIDDING

You: lol

Stranger: lame face

Stranger: what is your nme

Stranger: name*

You: bella

Stranger: liar.

You: hey tats true,thats my nickname

Stranger: you sound like a man.

Stranger: manly man

You: whaat hell no

Stranger: hell yes

Stranger: hellll to the yes

Stranger: manly man man

You: no way

Stranger: yes way freak

You: no idiot

Stranger: ouch

Stranger: that hurt

Stranger: a lot

Stranger: stupid frigggin fag

You: fart

Stranger: ouch?

Stranger: wow

Stranger: your insults are like that of a ten year old boy.

You: f*** you

Stranger: you would

You: tai ah elah

Stranger: hi!!!

You: HI

Stranger: whats up?

You: cool,u?

Stranger: how ya doin?

You: great

Stranger: happy as i didnt have a hangover

Stranger: today

Stranger: where r u from?

You: uk

You: u?

Stranger: india

You: aca aca mereketehe

Stranger: eh?

Stranger: english pls

You: tumpase ae koi mil gaya

You: you said youre indian right?

Stranger: ya man

Stranger: i am i understood the 'koi mil gaya part'

You: tumpeh seember mandi segayung

You: yea amitabacan

Stranger: dont understand a word

Stranger: coool

You: kuce kuce hotae

Stranger: what do u do in uk?besides watching hindi movies?

You: sweep the street

Stranger: cool

You: u?what do u do in india

Stranger: business

You: thtas not cool

You: thats

Stranger: well if u enjoy it,anything is cool

You: ice is cold

You: have you seen harry potter 6?

Stranger: ice is nice

Stranger: nope hows it?

Stranger: i saw 'hangover'

You: i havent seen it

You: oh idont care

Stranger: hi

Stranger: *splurt*....sorry, just had to break the ice.....

You: uba uba

You: uu aa

You: baba uu

Stranger: splurt splurt.......splurt splurt......o_O

You: ba u ba u

Stranger: SPLURT!!!!!1

Stranger: GODDAMMIT

You: uu bababa

Stranger: SPLURT!!!!!!

You: uu aa

Stranger: WTF IS WRONG W/ YOU, SPLURT!!!!!

Stranger: NAO

You: aauu baba

Stranger: mmmmmm

You: uu baba

Stranger: uu aaa bbbuu

You: baba uu

Stranger: sexy uu bb

Stranger: aaaa

Stranger: bababauu

Stranger: O_O

Stranger: I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!

You: baba uu aa

Stranger: AGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

You: aa uu baba

Stranger: MOTHERFUCKING FUZZZY BEAR!!!1

You: ITS MONKEYS YOU KNOW

Stranger: GODDAMM!!!

You: MOKEY LANGUAGE

Stranger: NOOOO

Stranger: I DON'T

You: MONKEY

Stranger: AGGGGHHHHH

Stranger: lol

You: BABA UU

You: UU BABA

You: UU AA

Stranger: lmfao

You: AA UU BA UBA U

Stranger: ok ok

Stranger: chill

Stranger: jeez

Stranger: friends? O_O

Stranger: *offers banana*